Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Litvaks are from Mars and …


John Gray’s book, Men are from Mars, Women from Venus was published in 1992 and now again has come in handy.

While back East, Sally and I were greatly benefitted by the Marriage Encounter program that helps couples have an even better marriage through dialog in a 10 and 10 activity. When we retired in 1984 and moved to Sunny California there was no convenient group nearby and the 10 and 10 soon ceased.

In 1991 the 7-year itch reared its ugly head and looking for a new challenge, Der Bay was born. The following year Gray’s book did wonders.

Now, in 2011 this book has brought new insights. As my sight fails, I’ve turned to talking books from BARD: Braille and Audio Reading Download.

This time the comparison between men and women, and Litvaks and Galitsianers came loud and clear. YIVO’s standard orthography and Weinreich’s dictionary are patterned after the northern Litvak dialect.

Men are problem solvers, speak less, and want to be alone when confronting problems. On the other hand women search for other women to “talk things out.”

The Galitsianer dialect is used in song and stage. These southerners are warm, homey folk unlike we aloof, intellectual, aristocratic Litvaks.

Of course there are exceptions--just like among men and women. I wish I were born a full "Galits" and not half-and-half.

Thank you John for the added insight the second time around.


Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Real 6 Senses: Common Sense, The 6th Sense


So, what are our senses, and what about our sixth sense?

1. Sight - This is the ability to see through false statements. It is the ability to look through rosy glasses and see the best in people and opportunities. It is the ability to make the most of bad situations.

2. Sound - This is the ability to hear the true meaning of what is being said. It is listening to others, and hearing their frustrations and fears. It is the awareness of the beauty in music and being able to differentiate it from the noise that is purported to be music.

3. Smell - It is the ability to sniff out a bad situation it is a sense of sifting out the air to differentiate the aroma of Mama’s soup vos shmekt from the rodent in the woodpile.

4. Taste - It is the beauty, or lack of it, in items like clothes, jewelry, music, etc. It is the selection we make from the gamut of the gross to the exotic. In the ultimate, it is the beauty we instill into our lives that separates the mundane from the extraordinary.

5. Touch - It is the stamp we put on things or people with whom we interact. When we put a touch on someone we are the takers, the usurpers, drainers, ruiners of humanity. On the other hand, it is the softness of Mama’s caress, the downy pillow, or the warmth of the sun on our skin.

6. Sixth Sense – Googling gives the definition as, “A supposed intuitive faculty giving awareness not explicable in terms of normal perception.” In other words, just plain intuition. I would suggest that instead we use “common sense” as the real sixth sense.

Googling “common sense” quotes results in names of famous people whom we studied in history and literature classes; Voltaire, Rene Descartes, Victor Hugo, Thomas Paine, Harriet Beecher Stowe, Ralph Waldo Emerson Oliver Wendell Holmes, Teddy Roosevelt, and Will Rogers. In more modern times they include; Gertrude Stein, Oscar Wilde, Admiral Rickover, and George Carlin.

“Common sense” is really rare and quite uncommon. It belongs to the wise and in the realm of wisdom. A perfect example is the national health debate. The solution seems to be to throw more money into the “Health System”. This is a perfect example of cognotive dissonance. While we have learned and attacked the problems of smoking and alcohol, obesity is a major problem from which The Colonel, McDonald, Wendy, Jack, Carl, Popeye, and Wimpy have become wealthy. Myriads of Americans are slowed down and die each year from the poison they advertise and feed us.

All we need to do is have a tax of a dollar on each burger and use that money to subsidize the healthy foods. Shortly our healthcare system would be self-sustaining. Let’s discard the Obama Plan and institute the Common Sense Fishl Plan. It will cost only the expense of collecting the money from the bad guys and giving it to the good guys. If you want to smoke, you pay for it. If you want to become inebriated, you pay for it. If you want to be obese, you should pay for it. No wonder we get sick on a diet of biscuits and butter, mashed potatoes soaking in gravy, French fries, hamburgers and drowned down with coke.

Let’s put big signs on these establishments with the warning, “Enter at your own peril.” Let them become true fast food havens for healthful eating. Let’s reward them for doing the right thing. Let’s become red-blooded Americans and not the ketchup and red meat Americans.

Thursday, October 6, 2011

My Yiddish “Grateful Diary”


My Yiddish “Grateful Diary” is an imaginary book in which I write all the wonderful things in my life for which I am thankful.

Each morning when I first awake my thoughts are of a beautiful rose and how some people say, “Yes, but roses have thorns.” Then I say, “Yes, but I think how lucky thorns are, for they have roses.”

My blessings start with that first phone call every morning to my daughter Debbie in Florida. Since it is 3 hours earlier, I start off the day on a real high. I wish every father would have a daughter like my Debbie. She is so upbeat!

Yiddish has brought me friendships from afar. Yesterday I spoke with Harold Goldstein of Fishkill, NY who turned 102 last August and is sharper than many 70 year-olds I know. He told me that at 100 he went sailing on the Hudson.

Then there are my regular Skype buddies in Winnipeg and Toronto. Sitting there in front of my screen, I feel that we are together in my living room. To this are the frequent phone calls to: New York; Washington DC area; Monroe Township, NJ; West Bloomfield, MI; Sarasota, West Palm Beach, Delray Beach, and Tamarac, (all in Florida) Phoenix, AZ; those wonderful, wonderful folks in the Cleveland area; and many in the Greater Los Angeles area.

Emails, emails, emails are my major means of hearing your wonderful stories and just shmuesing.

With a wonderful wife, Sally, my dear friends in the blind community, and those at Peninsula Sinai Congregation, my cup doth truly run over.

My severe loss of vision is a mixed blessing. I get and extra $600 tax deduction. People chauffeur me around, and there is the free bus pass.

Hey, Fishl, what about all those bad things that happen to you like everyone else?

Yes, they are challenges to be overcome. Those for which no one can do anything about are accepted just like accepting the nightfall as a time to do nothing but sleep and not being able to do exciting things.

So, my Yiddish “Gratedful Diary”, you finally got me to write in your “Book of Gratitudes”.

Remember to smile, it takes the pressure off your teeth.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Your BMI


When we were in New York City, and took the subway, we knew what the BMT was.

Who ever heard of the BMI--surely Mama didn’t.

Everyone is talking about it, and even Dr. Oz is making it a big deal. It’s your Body Mass Index.

If you are lazy and want to find your BMI the easy way, go to the website of the NHLBI (National Heart Lung and Blood Institute) http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/ To calculate your BMI, merely place your height in feet and inches and your weight in pounds in the boxes indicated and then click on compute BMI.

The BMI categories are:
Underweight - less than 18.5
Normal 18.5-24.9
Overweight 25-29.9
Obese 30 or over

If you are good in arithmetic and want to do the math yourself or do not have a computer, use the following formula: 703 x weight in pounds divided by your height in inches, squared. For example, I am 5 feet 6 inches tall and weigh 152 lbs. So 703 x 152 is 106,856. Squaring (multiplying a number by itself) 66 (my height in inches) equals 4356. Dividing 106,856 by 4356 gives my BMI as 24.53 which is okay but not great.