Suspenders are for old folks.
Only people with potbellies wear suspenders.
Farmers wear suspenders.
Suspenders are only black or brown.
Fishl was sold on them the first time he went through the security line at the airport wearing his new suspenders with plastic clips.
Imagine the old-fashioned way of going through the line pulling a rolling suitcase, holding your shoes, boarding pass, and metal-buckle belt while trying to hold your pants up to prevent them from falling down. It was a no-brainer. Without having to take the belt off, holding it, or having to hold the pants up, going through the security line became much easier. All that is needed now, is to have shoes that don’t need to be removed.
As for styles and colors, take my word for it they abound like fish in the sea. Just looking at only one suspender catalog, you can see classics, contractors, corporate, designer formal, industrial, Jacquard, leather, maternity, outdoorsman, silk, stripes, tradesman, under-ups, and finally URBAN YOUTH.
When ordering, it is like an automobile, you have many choices. You select; style, color and pattern, length, type and number of clips. Not only are there all the colors of the rainbow, but every pattern imaginable.
If you are embarrassed to have your friends see you wearing shleykes, they even have the soft kind that you can wear under your shirt.
Men, you can envy your wife, girlfriend, or the other woman with big hips and a tiny waist, their pants don’t fall down.
